dogesexual:

do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to

(via horcruxs)

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woohoo
• woohoo
• woohoo
• propose

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(via marymacdonald)

Pick a Prince: Aladdin

(via sensationaldisney)

#do you ever just cry because this character gave you so much and you don’t know how to repay him

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dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 

(via nicoleyoleypoley)

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taterdoom:

have you ever fallen in love with someone because of their voice

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yourundeadavatar:

We’re getting really bored here Bryke.

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emotionslikeateaspoon:

staringdownhippogriffs:

sirius i never understood why you act so guilty like why couldn’t you say “nah im just here to kill the rat” instead of “only one will die tonight”

he was only accepting his inner drama queen

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